Category Archives: body issues
the worst.
Dear marc,
I’m sitting at a bus stop listening to a cover of ‘forever young’ and getting SENTIMENTAL. I had to leave the bar because I’m tired/old/drunk/hungry/OLD, which is the saddest thing I’ve ever admitted in public.
help a bitch, srsly.
And of course the bus is 20 minutes late. I WANT TO EAT THE CHOCOLATE MY MOM SENT ME. Happy easter, you cunt.
ZOE-BABY
OH MY GOD MARC—
other job
dear marc,
evil v. PURE evil
dear marc,
fudge addiction
so i’m sitting in the living room watching the same 2 episodes of the rachel zoe project over and over again and trying to figure out a way to get david to sing shania twain songs to me (i’ve recently discovered that he knows all of her songs? FAG.) when i suddenly thought, ‘MATT. get up and DO something. put down that fudge you stole from maggie (you don’t want to look like cameron manheim AGAIN) and DO SOMETHING.’ so i finished the fudge (obviously) and then took a shower, because i haven’t technically showered since thursday…