ZOE-BABY

OH MY GOD MARC—

how THINNY IS OUR ZOE LOOKING THESE DAYS????

it’s like someone plucked a hair from zeus’ head, slapped some eyeliner on it and called it ZOE, goddess of body dysmorphia. i’m so jealous of her whisper-thinnery.

xo

mary-kate-o-ween

dear marc,

halloween was a whirlwind. i haven’t found any pictures to back up my claims yet, so here are some haikus to give you a taste of what happened.

halloween:

the wig was too much

it started to frighten folks

so became hair belt

mary-kate’s flannel

proved too short to cover bits

i made lots of friends

only this group would

end up in a dance-sex pile

all bruised and blue-balled tomorrow

the next day…

serial killers

we found a mutual love

and will mimic them

katie loves football

matt and jordan watch lifetime

of course, conflict came

 

as soon as i find some pictures, i’ll elaborate.

xo