ZOE-BABY

OH MY GOD MARC—

how THINNY IS OUR ZOE LOOKING THESE DAYS????
it’s like someone plucked a hair from zeus’ head, slapped some eyeliner on it and called it ZOE, goddess of body dysmorphia. i’m so jealous of her whisper-thinnery.
xo
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dear marc,

halloween was a whirlwind. i haven’t found any pictures to back up my claims yet, so here are some haikus to give you a taste of what happened.
halloween:
the wig was too much
it started to frighten folks
so became hair belt
mary-kate’s flannel
proved too short to cover bits
i made lots of friends
only this group would
end up in a dance-sex pile
all bruised and blue-balled tomorrow
the next day…
serial killers
we found a mutual love
and will mimic them
katie loves football
matt and jordan watch lifetime
of course, conflict came

 

as soon as i find some pictures, i’ll elaborate.
xo