Hey, it’s me, Matt.
If you’ve found this blog, hopefully you’re Marc Jacobs and you’re reading this because you both revere and pity me and are about to give me a job, because i’ve been writing to you since i graduated college in 2008 and I’M GETTING DESPERATE. It could be any job, really; I’ll give you options. If you’re not Marc Jaobs, feel free to tell him that I’ll be writing to him for the next 18 months so he can deus ex machina my ass out of the boring rut I’ve dug myself into. If i don’t hear from him by July 2012, I’m just going to throw in the towel and get my Associate’s Degree in Accounting, JUST LIKE MY PARENTS ALWAYS WANTED.
ARE YOU HAPPY, MOM AND DAD?