i’ve only been in TWO relationships in my life (if you don’t count the weird thing that’s going on between me and nicotine) and the only proof i have are two pieces of paper that were (hopefully) part of larger, grander love confessions/this-isn’t-working confessions:
god, these people were CLINGY and DEMANDING. don’t tell them i said that. and don’t tell them i showed you these.
P.S. i used to be straight!