marc, introduce me to: sienna miller

dear marc,

do you think you could introduce me to Sienna Miller when you hire me?  i think we would be the greatest of frenemies.  when i was in london, i saw her at the premiere of Interview, and even though it was Steve Buscemi’s name that i screamed on the sidelines of the red carpet, i still thought she was adooooorable. she was all poor-postured and weak-ankled and just kept smiling at everything in her slinky silk frock. and i love how the paps are always kind of, sometimes all over her and she’s like, “you guys! come on.” this would totally be us:

SIENNA: MATTY, what did you think of the new twenty8twelve show?

MATT: i thought it was GREAT, SeeSee. i was so happy to see that you’ve continued to make that bleach-splattered denim vest that made the line great in the first place.  i love the idea of paying $150 for something i can probably find at goodwill, without all the risk of it not fitting. or the excitement of finding something on my own.

SIENNA: you cheeky BITCH.

MATT: i’m KIDDING, baby.  really, i think you’re wonderful. hey, say a line from GI JOE.



SIENNA: well…alright.


SIENNA: “get out. GET OUT. (beat) nice shoes.”



MATT: we’re so fun.

SIENNA: one of us is.

MATT: gasp!

SIENNA: let’s have champers and blow for lunch!

so will you? of COURSE you will, you treasure. and you’ll get so much press when we’re arrested for being fun, and the only statement we’ll give to the press is, “MARC JACOBS.”


2 thoughts on “marc, introduce me to: sienna miller

  1. Matt matt, do you take topical requests or do your letters have to come from within? Like could you write to Marc about Lindsay Lohan’s choice to wear Chanel and not Marc Jacobs (which she proclaimed to love in the past) to her recent court hearing? Is that beneath you?

    LOVE YOU, btw.

    • kristi,

      my letters DO have to come from within, but you’re right, this lohan-chanel-marc thing is an important issue that’s facing our generation. i’ll do my best to make sure marc is aware of our concern.

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